[the transmission begins with a rustle and a long pause before he speaks in a completely deadpan voice]

... You've got to be shitting me.

FUCKING HELL, NOW WHAT?!

[sound of someone stomping around irritably, followed by an undignified yelp as part of the ceiling falls away due to the aforementioned rotting of the town, very nearly hitting him]

... Fuck.

What the hell do they put in the water is this place?! I'm pretty sure I didn't take anything weird this time so unless I'm ( Read more... )

-the hell?

...

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT?! I SWEAR IF THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FUCKIN’ MESSES, MUDOU, I’LL KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD YOUR GODDAMNED SISTER’LL FEEL IT!! CAN’T A GUY JUST DIE QUIETLY? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT IDEA, HUH?! REST IN PEACE MY FUCKING ASS!!

[there is an incoherent yell of ( Read more... )